The Sunflower Election.

I simply can’t make my mind up who to vote for in the general election, so I’ve come up with a solution. I’ve sown three sun flower seeds out of the wild bird seed bag, and whichever is the tallest on polling day will get my vote.

This method may not meet with the approval of any passing political activist, but given the antics of MP’s recently, it seems as good a way as any. If they can’t take it seriously then why should I ?

I’ve put Dave in some of the very best compost I had, I think he’d struggle in anything less.

Gordy looks as if he'll be the most demanding, and may turn out not to be sunflower after all, a thistle I suspect.

There's something else growing alongside Nick in his pot, I think I’ll call it Vince.

All I need now is some bull s--t to fertilise them all with.